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Quotes About Marriage

What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please.
~ Ovid
Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.
~ Allan Sherman
... unhappiness is like marriage. We believe we chose it, but then it is choosing us. That is how it is, we can do nothing about it.
~ Albert Camus
The Equal Rights Amendment would "turn holy wedlock into holy deadlock."
~ William Rehnquist
The sum and substance of female education in America, as in England, is training women to consider marriage as the sole object in life, and to pretend that they do not think so.
~ Harriet Martineau
For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
~ Ray Romano
At least it's better to be married than to be dead.
~ Moliere
The Amateur Marriage grew out of the reflection that of all the opportunities to show differences in character, surely an unhappy marriage must be the richest.
~ Anne Tyler
Sometimes the greatest deterrent to a great marriage is believing you have a perfect marriage.
~ Francis Schaeffer
It may have been observed that there is no regular path for getting out of love as there is for getting in. Some people look upon marriage as a short cut that way, but it has been known to fail.
~ Thomas Hardy
The confusing of marriage with morality has done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other single error.
~ George Bernard Shaw
Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
I think long-lasting, healthy relationships are more important than the idea of marriage. At the root of every successful marriage is a strong partnership.
~ Carson Daly
The health of your marriage tomorrow will be determined by the decisions you make today.
~ Andy Stanley
Alexia figured, delightedly, that this meant he did, in fact, tend to traipse around his private apartments in the altogether. Marriage was becoming more and more of an attractive prospect.
~ Gail Carriger
Two things I do value a lot, intimacy and the capacity for joy, didn't seem to be on anyone else s list. I felt like the stranger in a strange land, and decided I'd better not marry the natives.
~ Richard Bach
My marriage had been impulsive. That marriage should have been short-lived instead of the 23 years it spanned.
~ Joseph Barbera
Plural marriage is not essential to salvation or exaltation.
~ Bruce R. McConkie
Marriage is to me apostasy, profanation of the sanctuary of my soul, violation of my manhood, sale of my birthright, shameful surrender, ignominious capitulation, acceptance of defeat.
~ George Bernard Shaw
To have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife.
~ Dustin Hoffman
To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.
~ Helen Rowland
And habits are hell's own substitute for good intentions. Habits are the ruin of ambition, of initiative , of imagination. They're the curse of marriage and the after-bane of death.
~ Dorothy Dunnett
I've always been suspicious of TV, I've always found music and video to be an unhappy marriage.
~ Keith Richards
Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.
~ Douglas William Jerrold