Quotes About Marriage

It's a rare man who can stand being around an intelligent woman, let alone married to her.

Every woman is entitled to an opinion and the right to express that opinion-especially to the man she's married to.

A man can only grow to a certain point when alone; to grow further you need some "irrational shocks", like a wife and children; a dramatic change to your own life.

No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist.

A political man is disgusting, but a political wife, horrible.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

A woman must marry the man who loves her but never the one she loves; that is the secret of lasting happiness.

Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?

A married man with a family will do anything for money.

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

Young men not ought to marry yet, and old men never ought to marry at all.

Fathers are men who give daughters away to other men who aren't nearly good enough...so they can have grandchildren who are smarter than anybody's.

Men are fine, love is fine, it's marriage I'm a little disappointed in.

When a man marries a woman, they become one-the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

From what I have observed, when the anesthesia of love wears off, there is always the pain of consequences. You don't have to be stupid to marry the wrong man.

And biblically, again, I'm going to go right back to my fundamental Christian beliefs marriage is between one man and one woman.

When a man and a woman give themselves to each other in an act of marital love, they can know the love of Christ as no one else can know it.

It is not every man's fate to marry the woman who loves him best

Now it wasn't just that Xena was bisexual and kinda liked her gal pal and they kind of fooled around sometimes, it was 'Nope, they're married, man.'

Lastly (and this is, perhaps, the golden rule), no woman should marry a man who does not smoke.

A bachelor is only half a man

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor

But for disloyalty to her husband a wife is censured among men, and ,in her next life she is born in the womb of a jackal and tormented by diseases, the punishment of her sin.