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Quotes About Marriage

Better be an old maid, a woman with herself as a husband, than the wife of a fool; and Solomon more than hints that all men are fools; and every wise man knows himself to be one.
~ Herman Melville
The common law of this state held man and wife to be one person, but that person was the husband.
~ Harriet Hanson Robinson
Marriage is one of the most sacred human institutions. I asked our Senators, as many South Dakotans have done, to protect marriage as a union between a man and a woman.
~ Mike Rounds
I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry.
~ Jimmy Swaggart
By god, DH Lawrence was right when he said there must be a dumb, dark, dull, bitter belly-tension between a man and a woman, and how else could this be achieved save in the long monotony of marriage?
~ Stella Gibbons
I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.
~ Pat Robertson
I must quit marrying men who feel inferior to me. Somewhere there must be a man who could be my husband and not feel inferior.
~ Hedy Lamarr
One plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two.
~ Eddie Griffin
I got married to an amazing woman, had 2 awesome kids and toured with Jeff Beck, I can die a happy man now.
~ Gary Hoey
I am firmly of the opinion that a large number of unmarried men, over the age of 24 years, is a dangerous element in any community.
~ George Q. Cannon
I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.
~ Oscar Wilde
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
~ Jim Bishop
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.
~ Mary Quant
Man is lyrical, woman epic, marriage dramatic.
~ Novalis
Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder.
~ Jonathan Swift
As ridiculous to approve of property and let a few men have a grossly unfair share of it, as say you are all for marriage, and then let one man have all the wives.
~ Katharine Whitehorn
One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
~ Groucho Marx
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
~ Susan B. Anthony
I do see myself settling down, getting married and having kids. But when I think about a family life in the future there's rarely a man involved which is kind of weird.
~ Amy Winehouse
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
~ Dave Barry
Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.
~ H. L. Mencken
If two men or two women can marry, then there is no way a court could deny three men and two women or any combination thereof.
~ James Dobson
If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.
~ Kirk Douglas
God uses lust to impel men to marry, ambition to office, avarice to earning, and fear to faith. God led me like an old blind goat.
~ Martin Luther