Quotes About Marriage

I was brought up among the sort of self-important women who had a husband as one has an alibi.

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.

Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry.

When you get married you forget about kissing other women.

There must be several young women who would render the Christian life intensely difficult to him if only you could persuade him to marry one of them.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage.

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

In a bad marriage, friends are the invisible glue. If we have enough friends, we may go on for years, intending to leave, talking about leaving --instead of actually getting up and leaving.

Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man.

He took the bride about the neck and kissed her lips with such a clamorous smack that at the parting all the church did echo.