Quotes About Marriage

When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this woman into your old age?

When entering into a marriage one ought to ask oneself: do you believe you are going to enjoy talking with this woman up into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory, but most of the time you are together will be devoted to conversation.

When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.

Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.'

Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

I like marriage. The idea.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.

One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world

When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.

To submit to anyone less than Christ is difficult in a marriage. Yet it is Christ who commands women to be submissive to their sinful, fallible husbands. In this sense Christ is the silent partner of the marriage. It is hard for a wife to submit when she disagrees with her husband. But when she knows her submission is an act of obedience to Christ and honors Christ, it is much less difficult.