Quotes About Marriage

Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued.

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

The happiness of many marriages is founded on the old proverb: Suspicion doesn't amount to conviction.

A loving wife hears even what goes unsaid.

We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet... I mean, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things... all of it, all of the time, every day. You're saying 'Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go un-witnessed because I will be your witness'.

The married state, with and without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of heaven and hell we are capable of receiving in this life

Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness

Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

Marriage is a mutual admiration society where one person is always right, the other is the husband.

If people waited to know one another before they married, the world wouldn't be so grossly over-populated as it is now

If you adore her, you must adorn her. There lies the secret of a happy marriage.

There are many women who are happy to be married, but only a few who are married happily.

A good marriage is the exception that proves who rules.

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

My wife and I no longer have anything in common but our differences.

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?

Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman

He that takes a wife, takes care

Another ingredient in a happy marriage: Budget the luxuries first! Notebooks of Lazarus Long, Robert A