Quotes About Marriage

'Tis melancholy, and a fearful sign Of human frailty, folly, also crime, That love and marriage rarely can combine, Although they both are born in the same clime; Marriage from love, like vinegar from wine - A sad, sour, sober beverage - by time Is s

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting.

Marriage, if truth be told (of this be sure), An evil is - but one we must endure

This is what marriage really means: helping one another to reach the full status of being persons, responsible beings who do not run away from life

Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond.

I'm probably not going to get married unless I live with somebody for 10 or 20 years. But these people (Romeo and Juliet) took a chance and they did it. We don't have the balls that Romeo did.

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.

Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.

In mid-life the man wants to see how irresistible he still is to younger women. How they turn their hearts to stone and more or less commit a murder of their marriage I just don't know, but they do.

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

There are some who want to get married and others who don't. I have never had an impulse to go to the altar. I am a difficult person to lead.

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

Marriage for her was to be a condition of bondage, maternity a condition of suffering and anguish, and in silence and subjection, she was to play the role of a dependent on man's bounty for all her material wants, and for all the information she mig

It seemed to me that the desire to get married - which, I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again

The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.