Quotes About Marriage

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done

The main difference for the history of the world if I had been shot rather than Kennedy is that Onassis probably wouldn't have married Mrs Khrushchev.

A man does not buy his wife a fur coat to keep her warm, but to keep her pleasant

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.

Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, 'What will you have, sir?' And I said, 'A glass of hemlock.'

Incompatibility: In matrimony, a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes.

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

There is no greater excitement than to support an intellectual wife and have her support you. Marriage is a partnership in which each inspires the other, and brings fruition to both of you.

I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want to try even harder to make it work.

A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.

The man who has no secrets from his wife either has no secrets or no wife

If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam

If there are quarrels between the parents or if their marriage is unhappy, the ground will be prepared in their children for the severest predisposition to a disturbance of sexual development or to neurotic illness

More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.

I was never used to being happy, so that wasn't something I ever took for granted. I did sort of think, you know, marriage did that. You see, I was brought up differently from the average American child because the average child is brought up expecting to be happy - that's it, successful, happy, and on time.

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

To keep the fire burning brightly there's one easy rule: Keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart-about a finger's breadth-for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising