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Quotes About Deception

Names are not always what they seem.
~ Mark Twain
First get the facts, you can distort them later
~ Mark Twain
Everybody lies...every day, every hour, awake, asleep, in his dreams, in his joy, in his mourning. If he keeps his tongue still his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude will convey deception.
~ Mark Twain
It is easier to fool the people, than to convince them they have been fooled. No man's life,liberty, and property are safe while the legislature is in session.
~ Mark Twain
It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.
~ Mark Twain
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
~ Mark Twain
That's just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don't want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long as he can hide it, it ain't no disgrace.
~ Mark Twain
What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!
~ Mark Twain
I have replaced his tin life with a silver-gilt fiction
~ Mark Twain
Âdem, yaln?zca bir insand?. Bu her ÅŸeyi aç?kl?yor. Elmay?, yemek için deÄŸil, yasak olduÄŸu için istemiÅŸti. As?l hata, y?lan? yasaklamam?? olmakt?. Çünkü o zaman onu yemek isteyecekti.
~ Mark Twain
You can't pray a lie Huck Finn
~ Mark Twain
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
~ Mark Twain
Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption.
~ Mark Twain
I do not like an injurious lie, except when it injures somebody else.
~ Mark Twain
You can't pray a lie--I found that out.
~ Mark Twain
One ought always to lie, when one can do good by it;
~ Mark Twain
Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
~ Mark Twain
I know all about audiences, they believe everything you say, except when you are telling the truth.
~ Mark Twain
The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.
~ Mark Twain
Satan was accustomed to say that our race lived a life of continuous and uninterrupted self-deception. It duped itself from cradle to grave with shams and delusions which it mistook for realities, and this made its entire life a sham. Of the score of fine qualities which it imagined it had and was vain of, it really possessed hardly one. It regarded itself as gold, and was only brass.
~ Mark Twain
That's just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don't want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long as he can hide it, it ain't no disgrace.
~ Mark Twain
I knowed very well why they wouldn't come. It was because my heart warn't right; it was because I warn't square; it was because I was playing double.
~ Mark Twain
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
~ Mark Twain
An awkward, unscientific lie is often as ineffectual as the truth.
~ Mark Twain