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Quotes About Deception

I sometimes wonder if the world is run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who mean it.
~ Mark Twain
Y la iglesia era sabia, sutil y conocía muchas maneras de esquilmar una oveja, o una nación.
~ Mark Twain
No high-minded man, no man of right feeling, can contemplate the lumbering and slovenly lying of the present day without grieving to see a noble art so prostituted.
~ Mark Twain
It is easier to fool the people, than to convince them they have been fooled.
~ Mark Twain
diplomacy is simply the name we have agreed to give to lying about national affairs. I
~ Mark Twain
Among other common lies, we have the silent lie—the deception which one conveys by simply keeping still and concealing the truth. Many obstinate truth-mongers indulge in this dissipation, imagining that if they speak no lie, they lie not at all.
~ Mark Twain
Next the statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception.
~ Mark Twain
Everybody lies—every day; every hour; awake; asleep; in his dreams; in his joy; in his mourning; if he keeps his tongue still, his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude, will convey deception—and purposely. Even in sermons—but that is a platitude. In
~ Mark Twain
My complaint simply concerns the decay of the _art_ of lying. No high-minded man, no man of right feeling, can contemplate the lumbering and slovenly lying of the present day without grieving to see a noble art so prostituted.
~ Mark Twain
Among other common lies, we have the _silent_ lie--the deception which one conveys by simply keeping still and concealing the truth. Many obstinate truth-mongers indulge in this dissipation, imagining that if they _speak_ no lie, they lie not at all.
~ Mark Twain
Of course, there are many rich men in the empire, but their money is buried, and they dress in rags and counterfeit poverty.
~ Mark Twain
Moralizing, I observed, then, that all that glitters is not gold.
~ Mark Twain
S]in takes on new and real terrors when there seems a chance that it is going to be found out.
~ Mark Twain
The duke he employed the court docket residence, and we went round and glued up our payments. They read like this:
~ Mark Twain
After much reflection—suppose it was a lie? What then? Was it such a great matter? Aren't we always acting lies? Then why not tell them?
~ Mark Twain
No fact is more firmly established than that lying is a necessity of our circumstances--the deduction that it is then a Virtue goes without saying. No virtue can reach its highest usefulness without careful and diligent cultivation--therefore, it goes without saying that this one ought to be taught in the public schools--even in the newspapers. What chance has the ignorant uncultivated liar against the educated expert?
~ Mark Twain
I said, I know what you'll say. You'll say stealing a n***** is dirty, low business, but what if it is? I'm low down; and I'm a-going to steal him, and I want you to keep mum and not let on. Will you? Tom's eyes lit up, and he says I'll help you steal him.
~ Mark Twain
whitewashed
~ Mark Twain
A Principle, is eternal; the Lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in time of need
~ Mark Twain
It is strong language, but true. None of us could _live_ with an habitual truthteller; but thank goodness none of us has to.
~ Mark Twain
le Dieu que tu te forges n'est qu'une chimère dont la sotte existence ne se trouva jamais que dans la tête des fous ; c'est un fantôme inventé par la méchanceté des hommes, qui n'a pour but que de les tromper, ou de les armer les uns contre les autres.
~ Mark Twain
Isn't human nature the most consummate sham & lie that was ever invented?
~ Mark Twain
To dash a half-truth in the world's eyes is the surest way of blinding it altogether.
~ Mark Twain
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
~ Mark Twain