Quotes About Youth

We spend the first half of our lives trying to grow up and the other half trying to figure out how we got so old!

Girls work on their looks but not on their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind.

According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown up conversations. Its no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do!

Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. You owe me.

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

Age attacks when we least expect it.

'True Life: I Have A Hot Mom' is easily my favorite True Life.

From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself.

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They have only a brief season of exhilarating liberty between control by their mothers and control by their wives.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies, radio and TV. You get to understand that the glittering new arts of our civilization are directed to the teen-agers, and by their suffrage they stand or fall.

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.