Quotes About Youth

The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.

I had never been to second base.

I'm in the public eye, so I don't care who knows what I get done. If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I get it sucked, tucked, or plucked.

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

Till I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

I've always been the goofy kid. Growing up, I always enjoyed the comedic aspect of relating to women. Even on camera, it was always the funny take on it.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Bad television is three things: a bullet train to a morally bankrupt youth, a slow spiral into an intellectual void, and of course, a complete blast to watch.

I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

All geniuses die young.

"Cracking the Ice" scores the literary equivalent of a hat-trick: funny, harrowing and finally, heartfelt. This book is a winner.

I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.

I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net!

I gravitated toward being a funny guy. I liked the radio comedians. I lived in the Golden Age of radio, and the Golden Age of television came along when I was still in my early teens.

Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes a combination of the two.

It's funny because growing up, when Ali G first burst off the screen, it was something that I was probably too young to be watching, but I absolutely loved it.

The first thing that I learned - and I understood it at a really young age - was that I could get a laugh. Really early. Because my mother and father are funny.

If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.

I had my first bowl of gazpacho when I was fifteen in Spain, and the impression it made was a lasting one.

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.

Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.

I thought I was funny as a kid.

You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.