Quotes About Youth

I remember getting a Phoenix Suns T-shirt. I had that Phoenix Suns T-shirt forever. It's the funny things you remember as a kid, but it was a blast.

Children have an easier ability to tap into the surreal than adults do, in a funny kind of way.

I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.

When we were younger, my cousins used to jump in front of cars with masks on and start dancing really funny or making funny moves and the people in the cars would start laughing.

What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.

David Sedaris wrote in one of his books that people like to make children into little grown-ups, which to him is about as funny as a dog in sunglasses.

At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really.

I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.

I actually think the subject of young divorce is pretty funny; I'd like to write a movie about it.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?

My whole head is like I've had a face lift.

I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have some really funny lines.

I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.'

I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare.

A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game.

When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock.So I stopped wearing socks.

Four young men in motorcycle jackets... set upon the man in khaki shorts and beat him unconscious with his own sandwich board.

My childhood was a drag show!

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?

Perv."He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?

Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

Adam's hot Pheebs! Admit it girl. That body is like some kind of happy experiment. It's like he was manufactured in a nympho scientist's secret laboratory