Quotes About Youth

When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.

I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!"

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.

Old people have fewer diseases than the young, but their diseases never leave them.

It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

Bite me, Harry Potter.

Oh, to be seventy again!

Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second... or the fifth. I'll just begin with what I can remember and not concern myself with order.

I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!

I went through the usual stages: imp, rascal, scalawag, whippersnapper. And, of course, after that it's just a small step to full-blown sociopath.

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.

Children are often the silent victims of drug abuse.

I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.