Quotes About Youth

The majority of boys think the highest form of creativity is weeing a pattern into snow.

If you're going to be a narcissistic schmuck, kid, don't bother studying Faulkner. Go straight to Brett Easton Ellis. He's the role model you need.

Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.

Men are most virile and attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.

Did you meet your soul mate? That always happens on the first day of school, right?''Oh God, Charlie, she's letting you read again! You went straight to the paranormal section, didn't you?

A balanced diet and a brisk daily walk will help keep you healthy, but there's nothing like a good-looking young man with a nice butt to help up your cardiovascular system.

Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your pores.

Because being assaulted with maxi pads is a great way to win friends and influence people.

If I facepalm myself too much, maybe the pimples will go away.

You both talk too much, " the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."We shut up, which I find hysterically funny.

Your boyfriend smells bad, says Sarah as she sniffs the armpit of the giant sweatshirt.All boys smell bad I say and she nods her head like we have just figured out something very important.

When I was young and I was forced to watch Disney films, I would fast forward the good guys, wasn't interested in princes and princesses, only by the villains.

Is there a word for when you are young and pretending to have lived and loved a thousand lives? Is there a German word for that? Let's say its schaufenfrieglasploit.

Why hasn't someone lassoed a few teenagers and had them sit down and write out all the supposed answers they have so we can solve the world's problems already?

I'm coming, you impatient old coot! Keep your panties on!"-Skye yelling back to Hagan.

He was, out of all sight (as I remember him), the nicest boy that ever spun a top or broke a window.

Young girls and mass murders are tender hearted creatures

Hm. Didn't you use to be a lot smaller?""Yes, " said Jinx. "Because I used to be six.

You know Becky, you haven't been the same since that crowbar fell on your head." - - said to me by my mother after I eloped with a guy I'd known for about 30 days, when I was 18 years old!

Sherry Carroll is a real life Penny Lane and one wonders if she hasn't got Cameron Crowe or Lester Bangs hidden somewhere in her suburban basement.

Such are the foolish dreams of idealistic children who believe that anything can possibly get better over time.

Teaching middle school is an adventure not a job.

We were all so young that there were no lines on our faces to read between.

Two or three years from now thirty won't look so senile.