Quotes About Honesty

There should be more sincerity and heart in human relations, more silence and simplicity in our interactions. Be rude when you're angry, laugh when something is funny, and answer when you're asked.

I am who I am and I say what I think. I'm not putting a face on for the record.

When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first.

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

I always thought it's way more important to be funny or to be honest than to look any certain way

Being seventy has its advantages. I was outspoken before, but now what have I got to keep quiet about?

Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

Never lie when the truth is more profitable.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made

Gene Wilder often said that his job as an actor wasn't to make something funny but to make it real.

Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky.

I'm not going to be remotely funny.

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.

'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.

Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.

People on the Continent either tell you the truth or lie; in England they hardly ever lie, but they would not dream of telling you the truth.

I think my way of being "funny" is just saying things that people think but have learned not to say, whereas, I haven't learned not to say them.

One thing you can't pretend to be is funny.

I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.

Children are the most honest critics. They will say "You're funny", but also "You're pathetic - go away."