Quotes About Honesty

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.

Money never made a fool of anybody; it only shows them up.

I can't stand girls who laugh at everything I say like I'm the funniest guy in the world. I like girls who tell it like it is, no kissing up to me because I'm on TV.

I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.

When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first.

Which weakness shall I tell her? "I walk funny," I say, and she's satisfied with that. (inside joke)

Don't repeat the lies of the liars.

They are lying every day. They are lying always, and mainly they are lying to their public opinion

I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.

I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you.

[Baz Luhrmann] is funny, to be quite honest with you.

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did.

Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything.

Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.

I may not have been completely honest about that.""You? Less than truthful? I'm shocked, Nikolai. Shocked and horrified.

Maybe it was me, " Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

Stealing is good, honest work, " Said the theif, puffing out his chest. "Well, not honest, strictly speaking, " he admitted after a moment. "Or actually good.

I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.

You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.

I may not always be right, but when I am, I admit it

That's easy, " Russell said. "Because everybody else in this here place is crooked as a dog's hind leg. ...

I m not funny, really m not !!! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny...but seriously m not!!!