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Quotes About Car

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
~ Henny Youngman
One fish. Two fish. Red fish. Blue fish. Black fish. Blue fish. Old fish. New fish. This one has a little star. This one has a little car. Say! What a lot of fish there are.
~ Dr. Seuss
People forget what a big issue toilet training is for adults and kids, and it is not fun, especially when you're in a car on the interstate.
~ Robert Munsch
Americans are so spoiled. They think you always have to have a car, whereas I got away on my own two feet.
~ Lee Harvey Oswald
This is my 1963 Ford. It was the only car I could A-Ford.
~ Chuck Berry
Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman.
~ H. L. Mencken
By [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and they would swear there was no driver.
~ George Burns
The fact is that a car used by Gerry Adams and myself during the course of the Mitchell review was bugged by elements within British military intelligence.
~ Martin McGuinness
You ride in a limousine the first time, it's a big thrill but after that it's just a stupid car.
~ Bruce Springsteen
No, in Lethal Weapon I was a taxi cab driver that Mel jumps in front of the taxi and pulls me out of the car and steals the taxi. Then I did some other indie driving for some of the car sequences.
~ David R. Ellis
The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven.
~ Edward de Bono
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!
~ Jeff Foxworthy
A dream without ambition is like a car without gas... you're not going anywhere.
~ Sean Hampton
You would not believe how loose this car is for two laps after the green. Then, just like that, it's back to how it was before. But, those first few laps, damn, it's loose! JUNIOR NO LIKEY!
~ Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
I have several videos on my phone that I've never released. Having dance parties in our car, don't be jealous!
~ Rihanna
We have a tremendous investment in facilities for (internal combustion engines, transmissions, and axles) and I can't see throwing them away just because the electric car doesn't emit fumes.
~ Henry Ford II
Speed is a part of me. I think I was born with that, and nowadays a fast player, I need a fast car, too.
~ Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
It's (Phil Niekro's knuckleball) like watching Mario Andretti park a car.
~ Ralph Kiner
If you fall asleep on horseback, the horse will stop by the rock. Art is a car. Kitsch is a horse.
~ Odd Nerdrum
Scientists in Australia are working on making biodegradable car parts out of hemp. This might get confusing. When someone says, roll up the window, they might mean, roll up the window!
~ Jay Leno
Here in my car, I feel safest of all, I can lock all the doors.
~ Gary Numan
I don't like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad.
~ Amanda Bynes
If a warden sees cigarette litter being thrown from a car, they will take the number and trace the owner to send them a fine.
~ Andrew Jackson
Ted Kennedy says that our policy in Iraq is adrift. Hmmm. Maybe like a car adrift in the water after its has gone over a bridge?
~ Ann Coulter