Quotes About Car

A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system.

The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.

Twenty years ago, I was living in a lovely cottage on the edge of Dartmoor but I couldn't afford to run a car.

Uh uh uh, turning the car into oncoming traffic... is counterproductive!

American pop group N'SYNC's. I listened to it endlessly in my dad's car. This also made me wanna be a singer.

I've never had a car. Like I can drive, but I'm always at the risk of killing people.

A car for the people, an affordable Volkswagen, would bring great joy to the masses and the problems of building such a car must be faced with courage.

Practicing yoga is like tuning up your car: it allows the bode to function in accordance with what it was designed to do.

Our motor car is our supreme form of privacy when we are away from home.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.

Design is important, it's an important dimension in the car. It's not the only one.

I had never been able to get a car that said how much I cared about the environment until I drove electric.

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car.

I've already established my (political)machinery. It's like a car. It's fixed already. You just have to get in and drive it.

Nobody uses his car in New York, because so many people use it that traffic is congested and unbearably slow.

In the heat of the Russian summer a sleeping car is the most horrible instrument of martyrdom imaginable.

The worst of being sacked is you can never find your car.

Back in the '60s, there was a car sticker that read, 'Forget Oxfam, Feed Twiggy,' but I ate like a horse.

When you get into your car, after you close the door, pause for a few seconds and observe the flow of your breath. Become aware of a silent but powerful sense of presence.

Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

A racing horse is not like a machine. It has to be tuned up like a racing car.

Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.