Quotes About Dating

Personally, I can't see why it would be any less romantic to find a husband in a nice four-color catalogue than in the average downtown bar at happy hour.

I think about growing up back in Philly. It was about friendship with the guys and having a distant crush on some gal. And when you finally got the nerve to take her out on a date, you went to her parents' house with a shine on your shoes, took her to the movies, and got her home nice and early.

It's horrible dating with Mama Mai! She is nosy. When I was a kid she would be the first one eavesdropping on my phone calls: 'Hello? Who you call for? Huh?'

I've seen the photos of me and Flo Rida. It doesn't matter how we met. We met. I don't want to say that we're a couple. I can definitely say that he's somebody in my life, and I'm definitely interested but I'm not serious with anybody.

I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date.

Once you're dating already, then you go to dinner. But I've never been on like a, 'I'm getting dressed up for a date. Pick you up at 7.'

The rich are different. Their wants are very high maintenance. They'll pick eye color and hair color, all the way down to what she does for a living, what school she went to. Their list can be extremely long. But at the end of the day, dating is dating, because they're human beings.

I've had this conversation with Chrissie Hynde and Courtney Love. If they'd dated the men they dated before they picked up their guitars, things would have been different. I'm not trying to name drop, but I've had this conversation with Cher, too, who has more last names than Zsa Zsa.

No pickup lines! They're the worst. But I love jokes.

I'm not good with pickup lines or flirting. I don't have that kind of self-confidence or natural charisma.

Of course my parents are picky about the girls I date; my parents watch out for me.

I don't do credit cards 'cause my mama told me back in the day she never dated a man who tows a wallet. 'Cause that mean he ain't have enough money.

The things I wanted to do from a very early age - ie. get married and have children - precluded a lot of guys my own age from wanting to have anything to do with me.

I dated a guy and he liked me but I didn't like him. I went through his wardrobe and cleaned out his house and got him to get a new car. He said to me, 'If I give you $10,000, will you find me my wife because I want someone like you?' And within a year, he got married. That was the first match that led to me leaving my corporate job.

Your Friday and Saturday nights are sacred. When a new guy asks for a prime-time date early on, suggest drinks and make him the warm-up.

Warren Beatty once told me that if someone's really stuck on you, find them their next boyfriend. But I could never do that.

Look, this isn't about the ring or when I ever made a hamburger, which, for your information, was my senior year of college." "Right, when you almost caught our kitchen on fire." "And you dated one of the firefighters for six months. You're welcome. Back to my problem.

How do you get a boyfriend?" I asked. "If I knew that, I'd have one," Bird said.

As a matter of fact, getting a date might not be doable either. I didn't want to think that I might be reduced to online dating. Yeah, right. Hook up with a serial killer, why don't you, Ash?

Please, we're in high school. Hook up and move on.

Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love.

Sometimes when people start dating a hot piece, they take on some of their boo's characteristics unintentionally.

The Bachelor is in charge of saying what they're interested in and what they're not. Some people don't know that - they do ask you.

I've never chatted up a girl in me life. I've always let girls come to me. I've never approached a girl to chat her up.