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Quotes About Dating

When somebody leaves Match.com or Chemistry.com, they ask you why you left. One box you can check is, 'I found somebody.' Between 15 and 20 percent of people check that box.
~ Helen Fisher
I do have the cheesiest of cheesy chat-up lines used on me.
~ Jesse Metcalfe
Too many women are being chosen by men that they don't choose.
~ Matthew Hussey
Have I dated a supermodel? Of course not. I'd look ridiculous.
~ Moby
You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male, and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months... and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend.
~ Caprice Bourret
Good supporters who have single daughters say, 'Hey, you need to take my daughter out.' And it's awkward.
~ Aaron Schock
I went to these mixers, you know, where you're supposed to meet people. And sure enough, some guy asked me for my phone number. but at the end of the evening he gave it back.
~ Marcia Wallace
There's as many fish in the sea as ever came out of it. Fright though you are, you won't have any trouble in hooking another boy-friend.
~ Raymond Queneau
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
~ Karin Gillespie
Sara was reminded of yet another one of Will's traits, which was that he had an uncanny knack for keeping his mouth shut when he didn't know what to say. This resulted in the sort of awkward moments that made Sara's dating life look downright ebullient.
~ Karin Slaughter
Brent Lockwood had been sixteen (almost seventeen) to Julia's fifteen (closer to fourteen). He had asked her father for permission to take her out, and her father had told him to get a haircut, get a job, and get back to him.
~ Karin Slaughter
Well, it's not like the good guys are lining up to date a cop, and I'm certainly not attracted to the type of useless asshole who'd want to marry a female police officer.
~ Karin Slaughter
No man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you're going to bump into somebody that makes you go, 'Hmm, I don't mind seeing this person every day.'
~ Kevin Hart
Finding a job is hard enough, but have you ever considered the odds and the challenges of finding a good man?
~ Mika Brzezinski
I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
~ Bette Midler
I like a man who can come out and say he's nervous on the first date. I think that would be really cute.
~ Sarah Shahi
I attract a different kind of boy when my hair's red. I get more quality men - like a more thoughtful, nerdy dude.
~ Kirsten Dunst
Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.
~ Mira Grant
I'm not into younger men. A couple of years younger, maybe, but I'm not a cougar. I'm not a panther either.
~ LisaRaye McCoy-Misick
Oh, my dating skills are the worst. No, I pick the wrong men; it's amazing. I am awful, the worst dater.
~ Paget Brewster
There are no available men in their thirties in New York. Giuliani had them removed along with the homeless.
~ Cynthia Nixon
If only men came made to order. It's so hard to find a decent fellow.
~ Adriana Trigiani, Lucia, Lucia
As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.
~ Nora Ephron
I don't mind dating younger men now.
~ Jackee Harry