Quotes About Dating

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.

Young men do not want to have to take a consent form and a lawyer on a date, just as young women have every right to go on a date and to say 'No', having it respected.

Women my age just don't turn me on. That's another problem with getting older. I took out an older woman the other night, and I mean old. I told her, Act your age. She died.

I don't date women my age. There aren't any.

I love Latin women, yet for some reason I always wind up with blondes.

Up until age 40, most men are just not as mature as women. So, it makes sense that a lot of women date up in age a bit.

A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.

In my sophomore year, a kid told me that the secret to getting women is to play really, really hard to get. I followed his advice, and I didn't have so much as a date that year.

Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be.

I only seem to date younger women.

Women should stop going for the bad guys, stop looking so far when the good ones are right there.

Most women complain that there are no single, straight men left. I'd just like to meet one who's human.

While there may have once been a stigma to making money, high-earning women actually have an advantage in the dating-and-marriage market.

The reason some younger women were willing to go out with my flabby, ageing self was that no one of their own age would put up with them for more than 10 minutes.

They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're doing well.

Men like to flirt with, and sometimes even date a wild child, but those women aren't usually first on their lists for marriage or motherhood.

It's terrible feeling like an eligible bachelor but no women seeming to agree with you.

I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.

I was a bad dater, and up until 8th grade I went to an all boy's school. So, by the time I hit high school I was a bit freaked out by women in general.

Women do date better than men. They'll get prepared. Men just kind of show-up.

The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.

There are emotional ties to family that are connected to the sexual experience for women that are very different than men which does make it harder for women to date and not get hurt.

If there are trust issues during the dating period, marriage is not going to solve it! #Tip

Understandably she had a lot of suitors, just like any other girls in China with two arms and legs.