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Quotes About Dating

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
About 10,000 people a day go on first dates from Match... We're trying to celebrate that, bring those success stories to the forefront and make it even easier in our product to meet up at Starbucks.
~ Sam Yagan
People are already on Match and already going to Starbucks on first dates.
~ Sam Yagan
After I've gone out with a man a few times, he starts to tell me how much he loves me. But how can I know if he really means it? How can I ever be sure?
~ Doris Duke
Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.
~ Conan O'Brien
I could never turn to a guy and a girl and ask, 'Are you going steady?' That was absolutely a no-no - it was the Eisenhower period, and no parent wanted their kid going steady, so it wasn't a thing that you could endorse as proper behavior on the air.
~ Dick Clark
When you're thinking about building your own online dating profile, especially on OkCupid, you should go through the same steps you're thinking about when you're going out to meet someone new. You want to put your best foot forward.
~ Sam Yagan
If you're falling in love with several people, it's really important to not just continue coasting in the relationships and start taking big steps towards permanence, especially before you're going to meet someone's family.
~ Chris Harrison
She roller-set Lizette's hair before she went out on her "money dates" (You're for sale—just fucking say it…).
~ Tia Williams
Are you speaking metaphorically," asked Cece, "or are you dating a man named Alone?" "You can't be serious." "My doorman is a SoundCloud rapper named Sincere. One never knows.
~ Tia Williams
You don't date, Mommy. What even is your type, the Invisible Man?
~ Tia Williams
I wouldn't know what to do on a date. I don't have the time. To make a relationship work, I'd have to give something up, and I'm not so sure I'm willing to do that.
~ Tim Gunn
For being in a relationship or to be linked up with somebody, you need to have time. I hang out with my friends just at my leisure, but there's no time to get into any link up.
~ Rakul Preet Singh
Women all think that if a guy likes you he will come and talk to you. That's nonsense - 'actually the opposite is true. The more attractive he finds you, the less likely it is he'll talk to you.
~ Matthew Hussey
Celebrities are losers; they don't want to date 'normal people.' They only want to date other celebrities.
~ Perez Hilton
Just about every young model and actress is dating somebody in the entertainment field, because these are the people you meet. You're not going to very easily meet a normal person in this line of work.
~ Bebe Buell
I normally don't ever talk about my dating life or anything super personal in the press just because I feel like there's this fine line between what to keep to myself and what to share.
~ Lizzie Velasquez
I am definitely a serial monogamist. I can count on one hand the number of guys I've been with.
~ Danica McKellar
I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts.
~ Julia Louis-Dreyfus
When I'm out and about, I never get chatted up by women in an obvious way.
~ Kelvin Fletcher
I try not to date musicians. It's all I've dated. Every guy I've dated is a musician. Obviously, it's not working.
~ Kelly Clarkson
I'd never been a tall guy, and the girls I'd dated had all been my height--teenaged girls grow faster than guys, which is a cruel trick of nature.
~ Cory Doctorow
If you're our age and single, dating kind of has to be an act of reckless optimism, right? The triumph of hope over experience?
~ Curtis Sittenfeld
And if your son is unemployed? Three out of four women say they would not date an unemployed man. In contrast, for two-thirds of men, dating an unemployed woman is a nonissue.
~ Warren Farrell