Quotes About Survival

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.

I think you really have to tap into your sense of humor in order to survive.

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

Jewish introspection and Jewish humor is a way of surviving . . . if you're not handsome and you're not athletic and you're not rich, there's still one last hope with girls, which is being funny.

Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives engaged in the three Fs of basic survival. Feeding, fighting and... reproduction.

Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.

I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.

Humor is the only thing that allows you to survive every pressure and crisis.

It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.

Civilization is vastly overrated.

I was so getting tired of fighting for my life in the library.

When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!

If I did not have a sense of humor, I would have long ago killed myself.

Beans are a warm cloak against economic cold.

Whatever doesn't kill them, makes them make reality TV shows...

All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.

Man is an endangered species.

That which does not kill you ... probably isn't close enough, so just start running.

Lothaire is very much alive.""You swear?""Often. Though not as much as foul-mouthed Regin. I try not to in front of Bertil." She petted the bat."I meant—will Lothaire live?""He will.

I would have killed myself years ago if it weren't for the fact that I'm pretty sure death is the only thing more terrible than life.

If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.

All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge.