Quotes About Survival

Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick 'em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10.

The cost of living is going up while the chances of living are going down.

Chocolate cured just about everything, but being a crocodile's chew-toy was on a whole other level.

Humor is just another defense against theuniverse.

Lion dies with hungry but never eats grass

The way I'd put it, " said Makin, "is that Rike can't make an omelet without wading thigh deep in the blood of chickens and wearing their entrails as a necklace.

See, they say it's 'survival of the fittest', but you and I really know that it's 'survival of the most heavily armed

alone but trying to survive alone.

I can still feel my legs, thanks for asking. My back's not even hurt that badly. Only as though I was just hit by a train.

Seasoned digital daters are like lions who have had their prey killed, butchered, and served to them on a tray in their artificial habitat for so long that they've forgotten how to hunt.

As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.

Weapons master is giving me special lessons." she (Amily) chuckled. " He calls then How Not To Get Killed lessons.

if any of your body parts become detached due to an unfortunate encounter with a crank, I highly advise you leave said body part behind and run like hell. Unless it's a leg, of course.

Water is the most essential element in life, because without it you can't make coffee.

If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:)

Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls

In the moments between bullets, those in foxholes regain their vision. They get to count the dead, feel for holes. Pain creeps through a sluice of calm.

I stumbled up the hill back toward the Hab. As I crested the rise, I saw something that made me very happy and something that made me very sad: The Hab was intact (yay!) and the MAV was gone (boo!).

Water IS the most important element on the face of the earth, because without water, there would be no WINE and without WINE I would be living in a PADDED CELL!

It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.

There is a tremendous amount of farting in prison.

It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!

Food is sort of like the Jewish sense of humor, a defense mechanism. It is one of the things that helped the Jews survive through 2, 000 years of an often very harsh Diaspora.

We look for wine when we should be hunting bread.