Quotes About Birthdays

I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives.

The math was irrefutable: The one winning strategy was concealment. Only fools revealed their birthdays.

I actually visit the temple every day but I genuinely don't understand the importance that people give to their birthdays or any special day, be it a festival or a birthday.

For herself, she declared that she paid no attention to her birthdays—didn't give a hoot about them; and it is true that when you have amassed several dozen of the same sort of thing, it loses that rarity which is the excitement of collectors.

Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.

We don't celebrate birthdays in our family; the money was always given towards social causes.

On your birthday thank your parents and celebrate with them. They are the reason you are here and it is their day too.

New cells are born everyday and old cells die, but they have neither funerals nor birthdays.

You're more likely to die from a falling coconut than from a shark attack, and more likely to die on your birthday than any other day of the year. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes and, over a lifetime, spends twenty-five years sleeping. About 11 percent of the population are left-handed. The most typical human face on Earth is that of a 28-year-old Chinese man.

With 80 people, the size of this classroom, the probability that there will be no shared birthdays is so tiny as to be virtually impossible.

Fourth of July. My birthday is July first, and my best friend's birthday is July fifth, so it's always been a favorite holiday. It's all about having a cooler full of sodas, hot dogs, and just hanging out and shooting off firecrackers, being low-key, watching the fireworks.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

same. Youth has nothing to do with birthdays, only with ALIVEDNESS of spirit, so even if your hair is grey, Daddy, you can still be a boy.

women have birthdays, men have ages.

The humour of the Chinese people in inventing gunpowder and finding its best use in making firecrackers for their grandfathers' birthdays is merely symbolical of their inventiveness along merely pacific lines.

I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday.

I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday.

While I love walking past those beautifully lit bookstores in my neighborhood, what I mostly buy there are blank notebooks and last-minute presents for children's birthdays.

Even those children whose birthdays fall soon after the holidays receive fewer toys because of the recent Christmas spree.

Because I have this thing about birthdays--they always remind me of death and forced jollity.

Birthdays in Lucy's world were always celebrated, never forgotten: there must be cake and candles and cards and presents; time must be marked, order preserved, traditions upheld.

I'm taking notes for the Good Boyfriend app on my smartphone. Velvety dark chocolate, check. What are your favorite flowers? Tulips. There's a Good Boyfriend App? She was laughing openly again. If there isn't, there should be. An alarm goes off on birthdays and important anniversaries, and there's a little Google map of the female anatomy so you know exactly where to flick your tongue during oral sex.

Birthdays are ghost bounty hunters that track you down to ask, "Que pasa, baby?

Do not forget birthdays. This is in no way a propaganda for a larger population.