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Quotes About Cake

This, said Mother, as she handed him a piece of dry, tasteless matzoh, is the bread of our affliction. Where, young Kugel wondered, is the seven-layer cake of our salvation? Where is the muffin of our mirth? Where is our no-longer-reduced-to-jelly doughnut?
~ Shalom Auslander
Country is lemons—not sour, but sugar sweet and tangy. Lemon cake icing, cool, fresh lemonade! Lemon, lemon, lemon! Love it.
~ Sharon M. Draper
Country is lemons—not sour, but sugar sweet and tangy. Lemon cake icing, cool, fresh lemonade! Lemon, lemon, lemon!
~ Sharon M. Draper
Expert economics coming to the assistance of ambitious unintelligence." Let them chew cake.
~ Mary Roach
In Vermont, there is maple syrup in it—it doesn't matter what it is. Cake. Ice cream. Coffee. Soup. Mustard. Concrete.
~ Maureen Johnson
Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake.
~ Aaron Paul
The Pumpkins love rock-and-roll, we absolutely love it, but we also think it's a flatulent, ego-serving kiddie playground. You can have your cake and eat it too.
~ Billy Corgan
If I can tell my story, and help anybody else in the interim, then that's icing on the cake.
~ Jeff Conaway
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake.
~ Meg Whitman
I've been really, really fortunate, everything from football on has been icing on the cake, so I'm living my dream.
~ Jesse Palmer
My father had a similar saying. He said that in heaven there's a huge cake reserved solely for married people who've never once regretted getting married. The cake's never been touched.
~ Bernardo Atxaga
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake--you know, to send the right message to kids.
~ Bill Maher
Weddings happen once. That's the point. They're a bluster of confetti and hope all wrapped up in sticky wedding cake and four-year-old girls in big dresses with massive bows.
~ Claudia Winkleman
My father - who was a master sergeant and the toughest man I've even known - next to him, Coach Lombardi was a piece of cake.
~ Bart Starr
The Forbidden Forest looked as though it had been enchanted, each tree smattered with silver, and Hagrid's cabin looked like an iced cake.
~ J. K. Rowling
Every night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I'm diabetic, so I'm like, are you kidding me?!
~ Gabriel Iglesias
She delighted in serving her guests a soothing cup of coffee, a slice of cake, and when the occasion called for it, a prayer of encouragement.
~ Max Lucado
wind cake: a cake in which egg yolks are beaten in water until foamy, then egg whites are beaten until stiff and folded into the batter.
~ Beth Powning
Dieting is odious and can require years of determination and sacrifice. I entirely understand the impulse to say, 'Screw it,' and have another piece of cake.
~ Lionel Shriver
Cubby's one of the best pitmasters in the world. His brisket is so falling-apart tender you'd swear it was cooked in butter. Folks would travel miles to sample Queen's house-made sausage, her vegan portobello sandwiches with creamy remoulade, and her Texas sheet cake.
~ Susan Wiggs
Well, Hodge, wasn't the brightest candle on the birthday cake.
~ Josh Lanyon
Intimacy without commitment, like icing without cake, can be sweet, but it ends up making us sick.
~ Joshua Harris
People I had never seen before flocked in, their faces showing a longing you never saw for cake. People's eyes lit up for a cupcake, cake seemed to signal celebration. But their eyes got filmy, watery, misty when we handed them a slice of pie. Pie was memory. Nostalgia. Pie made people recall simpler, maybe happier times.
~ Judith Fertig
When I got to France I realized I didn't know very much about food at all. I'd never had a real cake. I'd had those cakes from cake mixes or the ones that have a lot of baking powder in them. A really good French cake doesn't have anything like that in it - it's all egg power.
~ Julia Child