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Quotes About Cake

Come on, it's almost midnight. Let's go watch them cut the cake.
~ Scott Westerfeld
Warraner looked pleasantly surprised at the question, like a Mormon who had suddenly found himself invited into a house for coffee, cake, and a discussion of the wit and wisdom of Joseph Smith.
~ John Connolly
Anderson and Girgis insist that it is not, because the baker's "reason for refusing to bake same-sex wedding cakes is manifestly not to avoid contact with gay people on equal terms" (p. 191). But that's a strange claim, given that the bakers are refusing to sell gay people the very same items they sell to other customers. They do so precisely because they judge same-sex relationships to be morally inferior.
~ John Corvino
So if I have two pieces of cake, do I have twice as good an experience as the first piece of cake? One of the things I've found in life is that the first piece of cake is the best.
~ David Frum
It's food too fine for angels; yet come, takeAnd eat thy fill! It's Heaven's sugar cake.
~ Edward Taylor
For dinner she made a soup called "boy-catching soup" and a cake called "mother-in-law cake." These two dishes seemed to sum up a whole worldview of entrapment and placation.
~ Elif Batuman
Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes.
~ Anthony Liccione
Remake of movies is like serving old cake only with a beautiful wrap, and so obviously it can never taste good to any sensible person.
~ Anuj Somany
You can keep your willpower, Frog. I am going home to bake a cake.
~ Arnold Lobel
A cake overpopulated with air is due to either too much chemical raising agent, an over zealous whisker, or a yeasted dough/batter that has had too long a rising stage.
~ John Whaite
I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings.
~ Ron Ben-Israel
Well, perhaps she had a little of his pride. She'd certainly found plenty when he was making her sound like some lofty lady who couldn't live without "fanciful creatures of sugar paste" to decorate her birthday cake.
~ Sabrina Jeffries
Selfishness seldom has to do with reaching for the biggest piece of cake on the plate; rather, it is preoccupation with our selves.
~ Marcus J. Borg
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
~ Jim Davis
Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.
~ John Wagner
Miep has made a lovely Christmas cake, on which was written 'Peace 1944' ''.
~ Anne Frank
The New York Times credited me with the rediscovery and revival of red velvet cake. I consider this as one of my great life achievements.
~ Robert Harling
God?" said Kate, revolted. "You don't look like any god to me, Christopher Heron! You look like a piece of gilded gingerbread, that's what you look like, one of those cakes they sell at a fair!
~ Elizabeth Marie Pope
Many a time, in my political indifference, I was secretly amused to see him swinging between anti-semitism and his passion for nut cake.
~ August Kubizek
Religion is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions.
~ Author Unknown
If someone wants to order a cake, I might say, 'OK, when do you want to eat it? What time are your guests arriving? 6 P.M.? So you might be done with dinner around 8:30? Fine, you can pick up the cake at 4. Any earlier than that, it won't be good, it won't be fresh.'
~ Sherry Yard
In any other context, 'icing' is a great and exciting word: The proverbial icing on the cake, for instance, is a bonus - a wonderful thing on top of another wonderful thing. But in hockey, icing merely results in the referee's raising his right hand, as if swearing an oath to the deity of downtime.
~ Steve Rushin
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg.
~ Cilla Black
I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world.
~ Demetri Martin