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Quotes About Cake

This is a bride's book, from bride to bride. If you're not a bride, you're reading Weddiculous because: • You've entertained the idea of engagement and plan to leave this book out so your partner sees it and gets a motherfucking clue. • You never want to plan a wedding, or had one and hated it, and want to laugh at my pain. • There's cake on the cover, and you like cake.
~ Jamie Lee
Walter asked me to marry him again," she said finally. Gertie gave me a knowing look. Bingo. She'd called that one correctly. "I'll bake him a chocolate cake," Gertie said. "It's his favorite. Might take some of the sting out of the rejection." Ida Belle looked over at us. "I didn't say no.
~ Jana Deleon
Mrs. Bright cut another slice of the rich, dark cake. It was Mindy's fourth, counting dessert at home. But Mrs. Bright's layer cakes were, Mindy felt sure, the best in the world. Where else did you find the layers of icing almost as thick as the layers of cake?
~ Jane Louise Curry
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.
~ Janet Evanovich
Cake and tea or death?
~ Eddie Izzard
Then everyone would retreat for a nap, after which we would have coffee and cake, sometimes an argument.
~ Aleksandar Hemon
Mma Ramotswe sighed. 'We are all tempted, Mma. We are all tempted when it comes to cake.' That is true,' said Mma Potokwane sadly. 'There are many temptations in this life, but cake is probably one of the biggest of them.
~ Alexander McCall Smith
I would argue that the culture is not the frosting on the cake: the culture is the plate the cake sits on.
~ Morgan Neville
When I think about my ideal free day, it usually involves going into London and sitting in a nice coffeehouse with cake and coffee, but I would probably still have my notebook in my pocket.
~ Jonathan Stroud
Ive found my way into a life surrounded by food people, which often leads to intensely passionate conversations about nonsense: deep-dives on devils food cake, monologues on jammy eggs, and proclamations of love addressed to Popeyes fried chicken sandwich.
~ Sohla El-Waylly
I like cake, I swear a lot, and I hardly ever go to the hairdresser. I don't think I'm a movie star.
~ Rachael Stirling
Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories.
~ Buddy Valastro
I was a fat child and loved cake, perhaps because it was the only sweet thing in my life.
~ Andre Rieu
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.
~ Lady Gaga
The refreshing tang of lemon cake makes such a change to the deep sweetness of many bakes.
~ John Whaite
I'm addicted to food, so if you bring the cake and stuff to my house, I might walk by and take a swipe of icing and keep it moving. So what happens is I try to not keep it around.
~ Fat Joe
Dang! Snake people know how to make bundt cake.
~ Rick Riordan
I said, What is that smell? A man's voice answered me. He said, That's cake, darling. I liked that answer very much. I think that cake is a very good word, in general, and that people should use it as answers to questions more often.
~ Kate DiCamillo
I want a magical horse that fits in my pocket," Wil said. "And a ring of red amber that gives me power over demons. And an endless supply of cake.
~ Patrick Rothfuss
Knowledge may be power, but cake has great bargaining properties
~ Julia Seitz
Life is hard; get as much free cake as you possibly can. My
~ William Shatner
She glanced across to where Tilly and her brand new husband were posing for photographs, Tilly fluttering a fan coquettishly in front of her face. 'Unfortunately I didn't realise there was a French Revolutionary theme.' 'The Marie-Antoinette thing?' said Dexter. 'Well at least we know there'll be cake.
~ David Nicholls
an envious eye turned toward all those face holes stuffed with sun-colored cake.
~ David Sosnowski
Perhaps Mother was trying to shame her into losing weight. In truth, it only made Chloe more miserable, and being miserable only made her eat more. Filling herself up with chocolate, crisps and cake felt like being given a much-needed hug.
~ David Walliams