Quotes About Shopping

Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.

I'm an impulse buyer. There are so many great things online! Having two kids, I feel like that's an easy, fun way to shop without letting it take up your entire day.

Labour day is a great American holiday that people celebrate by going out and buying products made in China

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

I take Him shopping with me. I say, OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain.

I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.

And I call Saks Fifth Ave-y home. That is where a real bad Barbie roam.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

I was doing the family grocery shopping accompanied by two children, an event I hope to see included in the Olympics in the near future.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

I tried to walk into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around.

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.

I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

I went to a tent store. "What kind of tent do you need?" "Circus."

I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'

My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.

XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about thirty minutes of listening to it, I'm like, "What should I buy?"

I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?"

So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"

I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.

Don't buy the toys that make the noise!