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Quotes About Shopping

She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair
~ Jenny B. Jones, Save the Date
While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.
~ Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land
I write to express and I shop to destress
~ Anamika Mishra
Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it's too crowded.
~ Sol Luckman, Beginner's Luke
If you're a queen, you're powerless, so I'd probably demote myself and go shopping.
~ Helena Bonham Carter
It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.
~ Phyllis Diller
If you bought something on Amazon and the price goes down within 30 days you can email them and they will send you the difference!
~ James Wilson
If you want to shop at Walmart, do it online and use the code "walmartwalmartwalmart". You'll save 10% on your stuff.
~ James Wilson
Buying something from Apple? Add it to your shopping card but don't buy it yet. In 7-10 days they'll give you a 15-20% discount on that item.
~ James Wilson
I'm bad on Valentine's Day, but even worse on Christmas. I go shopping at nine o'clock on December 24th every year. Nobody else is there. I'm in Toys'R'Us all by myself. I get there five minutes before closing.
~ Jamie Foxx
There are only two kinds of women in the world, those who love shoes and those who had the misfortune to be born without the ability to experience total bliss on finding a pair of perfectly designed pumps in the right size at half price.
~ Jane Eldershaw
Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep.
~ Janet Street-Porter
Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I'm out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.
~ Jarod Kintz
You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!
~ Eddie Izzard
Gentlemen now went out without their usual entourage, but they could be seen carrying a bag over their arms on their way to shop for food. When two friends ran into each other on the street, they would say hello from a distance, in hurried, wordless gestures.
~ Alessandro Manzoni
Women have this obsession with shoes.
~ Alexandra Paul
Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It's dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.
~ Alexandra Potter
I waste a lot of money buying the same pair of shoes.
~ Big Sean
Shopping for clothes is time consuming, it's tiring, and it can feel like a waste of an autumn afternoon.
~ Rumaan Alam
A lot of TV people buy more than one of an item, in case they spot or stain it, but I don't like buying duplicates - it's wasteful.
~ Martha Stewart
I am not crazy about bags or watches. For me, anywhere I go for a holiday or for work, the first thing that I go and buy are shoes.
~ Jennifer Winget
Watching Rachel Maddow is like going to Target. You went in for milk, but you left with shampoo, candles, and the entire history of the Byzantine Empire. 'I didn't need this.'
~ Michelle Wolf
I can vividly remember the first time I ate a pasty. After a busy day shopping with my gran, she treated me to one. Wide-eyed and with a watering mouth, I chomped down into the crisp, buttery casing. It yielded to my eager bite; the pastry flaked and fluttered down my front.
~ John Whaite
I wanted to create a place where parents can come and find products that are safe for their children, as well as good for the planet.
~ Soleil Moon Frye