Quotes About Shopping

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.

I don't always buy organic food. It is more expensive.

Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.

I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see food, I go crazy. I spend hours arranging my baskets so that everything fits in and nothing gets squashed. I'm really anal about it, actually.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

Hoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.

Shop often, shop hard, and spend for the best stuff available - logic dictates that you can make delicious food only with delicious ingredients.

First you follow recipes to the letter; then you begin to synthesize some of those recipes, comparing one with another and drawing on what you see as the best of them; then you develop a repertoire of recipes you've made your own. Finally you throw away the books, start shopping, open the refrigerator, and cook. You cook like a grandmother, or like anyone with experience.

Department store doors were flung wide open like vast jaws, ready to feed on the shopping plankton that drifted through them.

the Galleria, the world's first covered shopping mall—

If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK.

My wife has a black belt in shopping.

My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.

Funny, I never shopped. Even my jewelry - not a piece of my jewelry I bought for me.

My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?

I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.

You think Halloween comes only once a year? wrong. Walk into Walmart at 3 in the morning. That's some scary sketchy sh...

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