Quotes About Chores

No woman ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

I like to cook chicken adobo and do my own laundry.

I've got a lot of homework to do, and none of it has anything to do with school.

It was on the to-do list, but you know to-do lists. They get longer and longer until you might as well just carve the last items on your tombstone. Do the dishes.

Ever look at a sink full of dishes and think, "Why don't I just bury these in the backyard?

Close your eyes and pretend you are living with a woman—how would you divide the housework?

Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.

I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home... I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.

Laundry: Washing — 30 minutes Drying — 60 minutes Putting away — 7 to 10 business days

I like hugs and I like kisses, But what I really love is help with the dishes!

The trouble with living alone is that it's always your turn to do the dishes.

Please don't feed the dust bunnies.

If the shelves are dusty and the pots don't shine, it's because I have better things to do with my time.

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

I am physically fit and I have a lot of stamina. It's because on the farm I am up at 6 A. M. doing chores. You will find me out in the paddocks, feeding the animals and picking up poo.

Housework's the hardest work in the world. That's why men won't do it.

There are practical little things in housekeeping which no man really understands.

We do our chores when chores are needed to be done.

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.

To relax, she got down on hands and knees and scrubbed the kitchen floor.

We keep our houses somewhat clean, but not as clean as we did in 1965, when stay-at-home moms spent, on average, 37.4 hours per week spiffing up their abodes (and married moms overall, including employed ones, spent 34.5 hours on such chores).

After Martha did her business and Cindy bagged

With the Docking System, you tell the kids, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that if you forget a chore, I'll do it for you. The bad news is that you're going to pay me for helping you out." Then tell them the exact amount they will have to pay you.

We were taught manners and we had to do our chores - Katie and I grew up as normal kids.