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Quotes About Chores

For me at least, there's a need for normalcy when I get home. I've always been a homebody. When I get home, it's just a matter of doing the chores that I need to do to get back on the road and then just plopping down in front of some Netflix or college football. I love college football.
~ Big E
When I go home, I still have to clean my room; I still have to do the dishes. We have somebody come every now and then to do that stuff, but my mom still makes me clean before she comes.
~ Christina Milian
Victor," he asked, "what do adults do all day?" "Work," Victor answered, "eat, shop, pay bills, use the phone, read newspapers, drink coffee, sleep.
~ Cornelia Funke
I'm so excited, it's time to take out the trash! What should I wear?
~ Internet meme, March 2020
a Pew Research Center survey found that sharing household chores ranked third in importance on a list of nine items associated with successful marriages.
~ Jancee Dunn
Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
~ Evan Esar
The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do is destroyed laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours.
~ Lady Kasluck
In a way, being raised on the farm and doing chores and stuff it's a natural thing for me to want to work outside. It's almost kind of like a rehabilitation for me with doing that.
~ Hank Williams III
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
~ Anonymous
Mostly their troubles were minor ones, for they followed a healthy lifestyle, waking at sunrise to bathe in the river, then spending long hours in study or prayer, followed by daily chores, simple meals, storytelling
~ Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
By exempting your child from all chores, as many affluent American families now do, you are sending the message, "Your time is too valuable to be spent on menial tasks," which easily morphs into the unintended message "You are too important to do menial tasks." And that unintended message puffs up the bloated self-esteem that now characterizes many American kids.
~ Leonard Sax
Teenagers who are never required to vacuum are living in one.
~ Fred G. Gosman
I love to vacuum. There's just something so satisfying about hearing detritus sucked up into a vacuum. Sand makes such a great sound when being vacuumed off a hardwood floor.
~ Rachel Nichols
Death cannot be avoided forever, but it can be postponed - in that respect it's very like the washing up.
~ Jasper Fforde
I like cooking, but I think someone else ought to do the dishes.
~ Jamaica Kincaid
Errand day was when all the adult houseguests went out to deal with shopping and business.
~ Trenton Lee Stewart
housework is bullshit
~ Peggy Orenstein
normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets.
~ Dave Barry
The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate.
~ Christopher Morley
My God, she despised spaghetti bolognese. Night after night after night, plate after plate after plate. The laundry, the ironing, the mopping, the sweeping, the driving. She'd never resented it at the time but now she resented every moment, every single bloody lamb chop.
~ Liane Moriarty
bearing a bouquet of cleaning supplies and a bucket as a vase.
~ Unknown
He had wanted to say to her then, You could unpack some boxes. You could sweep the attic. You could retouch the paint on the bathroom windowsill, and after you do it you could warn me so that I don't put my watch on it.
~ Jhumpa Lahiri
I learned a lot when I was 14 and 15 years old doing chores inside and outside the household, and as a result, I grew up with a good work ethic.
~ Jack Kingston
...I have to go home and get a few things done. If I don't get out the Pledge soon, the dust bunnies are going to be leaving tracks on my furniture...
~ Unknown