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Quotes About Housework

This I know for a fact: the reason African women have children is so that there's someone else to do the housework.
~ Ben Aaronovitch, Midnight Riot
She didn't like gardening or cleaning, so she wasn't about to have 'shit that needed watering or dusting' around her place.
~ Jana Deleon
I watch good content, and films that are educating about life, or other things. I also do all my housework myself and that's where my day goes.
~ Shehnaaz Gill
I always have been a busy person, doing my own housework, helping the Man of the Place when help could not be obtained; but I love to work. And it is a pleasure to write. And, oh, I do just love to play!
~ Laura Ingalls Wilder
My missus does all the cleaning. She loves it.
~ Shaun Ryder
Why was it that the females of the species were always the ones left to tidy up? she wondered. I expect Jesus came out of the tomb, Juliet thought, and said to his mother, "Can you tidy it up a bit back there?
~ Kate Atkinson
Unfortunately, I had a feeling I would never get to my bed as the vacuuming would strike me dead of an aneurysm. Death by Dyson. - Reed
~ Kate Brian
out back where I do the wash
~ Kelly Link
Slavery makes other people do the hard work. It is no accident that slave labor has historically been associated with tropical and semitropical climes.* The same holds for division of labor by gender: in warm lands particularly, the women toil in the fields and tend to housework, while the men specialize in warfare and hunting; or in modern society, in coffee, cards, and motor vehicles. The aim is to shift the work and pain to those not able to say no.
~ David S. Landes
I began to wonder if girls could marry girls, because I was sure I wanted to marry Leota and look in her green eyes forever. But I would only marry her if I didn't have to do the housework. I was certain of that. But if Leota really didn't want to do it either, I guessed I'd do it. I'd do anything for Leota.
~ Rita Mae Brown
I'm glad you have decided to come back and restore order, for doing housework and minding the children is wearing out the strength of every man in the Emerald City. Hm! said the Scarecrow, thoughtfully. If it is such hard work as you say, how did the women manage it so easily? I really do not know replied the man, with a deep sigh. Perhaps the women are made of castiron.
~ L. Frank Baum
That was the nice thing about housework. No matter how dirty something got, you could fix it.
~ Jen Calonita
After all, academic reputations were at stake. Home cooking was associated with women, which was bad enough, and housework, which was fatal. Luckily
~ Laura Shapiro
An absolute monarch who believes in free will, isn't that against the rules? Onilwyn asked. No, I said, my face buried against Adair's skin, it's not. Not against my rules. My voice was beginning to drag with that edge of sleep. I think I will like your rules, Onilwyn said and his voice, too, was growing heavy. The rules, yes, Rhys said, but the housework is a bitch.
~ Laurell K. Hamilton
On every level of life, from housework to heights of prayer, in all judgment and efforts to get things done, hurry and impatience are sure marks of the amateur.
~ Evelyn Underhill
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
~ Erma Bombeck
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
~ Erma Bombeck
Joe's Sal was obsessive about housework. Vera thought she should find something better to do with her time.
~ Ann Cleeves
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
~ Phyllis Diller
I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming.
~ Johnny Bench
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes–and six months later you have to start all over again.
~ Joan Rivers
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
~ Joan Rivers
Saturday morning I vacuumed, dusted, folded laundry, repotted an ivy plant that had outgrown its clay pot months before—anything to avoid having to sit down again with those damn freshman papers.
~ Joanne Dobson
Aunt Love said no housework was ever wasted, that it had to be done sooner or later anyway, but Jocie noticed the sooner you did it the sooner you had to do it again.
~ Ann H. Gabhart