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Quotes About Housework

The number of hours women devote to housework has not changed since 1930, despite all the advances. All the vacuum cleaners, washer-dryers, trash compactors, garbage disposals, wash-and-wear fabrics… Why does it still take as long to clean the house as it did in 1930?
~ Michael Crichton
I also discovered that many frantically busy full-time housewives were amazed to find that they could polish off in one hour the housework that used to take them six, or was still undone at dinner time, as soon as they started studying, or working, or had some other serious interest outside the home.
~ Betty Friedan
I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate.
~ Julie Kenner
I dislike snobby people, routine housework and getting up early in the morning, and central heating.
~ Rita Tushingham
Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people.
~ Terry Pratchett
There's times when I'm cleaning the kitchen, and while I'm doing that, I'm singing and air guitaring with a broom to 'You Should Be Dancing.'
~ Corey Taylor
When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.
~ Katharine Whitehorn
But most men don't expect women to do all the work at home. They just don't care whether or not the laundry gets done or the beds get made. That's a critical distinction.
~ Suzanne Venker
Housework never really bothered me... what bothered me about it later was that it was expected to be your life... when you're a housewife, you are constantly interrupted. You have no space in your life. It isn't the fact that you do the laundry.
~ Alice Munro
She had never met a woman from the waking world. Once she asked Carter about it. "Women don't dream large dreams," he had said, dismissively. "It is all babies and housework. Tiny dreams." Men said stupid things all the time, and it was perhaps no surprise that men of the waking world might do so as well, yes she was disappointed in Carter.
~ Kij Johnson
brandishing a duster in anger.
~ Carole Matthews
I made a very slatternly mother, notably unkeen on housework, unaware that homes need to be cleaned now and then, and too often to be found with a cigarette in one hand and a drink in the other.
~ J. G. Ballard
I enjoy doing housework, ironing, washing, cooking, dishwashing. Whenever I get one of those questionaires and they ask what is your profession, I always put down housewife. It's an admirable profession, why apologize for it. You aren't stupid because you're a housewife. When you're stirring the jam you can read Shakespeare.
~ Tasha Tudor
I enjoy doing housework, ironing, washing, cooking, dishwashing. Whenever I get one of those questionnaires and they ask what is your profession, I always put down housewife. It's an admirable profession, why apologize for it. You aren't stupid because you're a housewife. When you're stirring the jam you can read Shakespeare.
~ Tasha Tudor
A housewife's work has no results: it simply has to be done again. Bringing up children is not a real occupation, because children come up just the same, brought up or not.
~ Germaine Greer
Ever look at a sink full of dishes and think, "Why don't I just bury these in the backyard?
~ Gina Barreca
Some people think I'm saying, 'Women of the world unite -- you have nothing to lose but your men. It's not true. You have nothing to lose but your vacuum cleaners.
~ Betty Friedan
And, over the last thirty years we have seen men's participation in both housework and childcare has increased and women's have stayed at about the same.
~ James Levine
Marriage will not change your spouse. It will not make him or her more mature, more loyal to you, or better at housework.
~ Emily V. Gordon
Housework's the hardest work in the world. That's why men won't do it.
~ Edna Ferber
It's all in the attitude — housework is exercise. Slim your way to a clean home, clean your way to a slim body!
~ Terri Guillemets
But the main problem with our marriages was not that our husbands wouldn't share the housework but that we were unbelievably irritable young women and our husbands irritated us unbelievably. - The D Word
~ Nora Ephron
To relax, she got down on hands and knees and scrubbed the kitchen floor.
~ Nora Roberts
Over time, the way parents have allocated their non-market-work hours has shifted considerably. The biggest change in the new home economics has been time devoted to housework. This has fallen precipitously—almost in half over 40 years.
~ Laura Vanderkam