Quotes About Faith

I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe.

But I also happen to be someone who believes in tithing--the giving of a tenth .

Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

Death is an awful thing. I don't believe in it myself.

Its funny how you can let yourself forget for seconds, how even in the heat of the horrible, you can have moments when you fool yourself into thinking it might all be okay

Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?" "I'll try,"I told him seriously. "You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny.

A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see.

I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.

Everyone could face something that hurts him. But I don't expect that I will be hurt

Whoever dies will be rewarded by heaven.

I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby.

America has become so tense and nervous it has been years since I have seen anyone sleep in church - and that is a sad situation.

Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.

There is a strength of conviction that can only come from being 100% wrong.

I have to step out for a second. Don't do anything funny while I'm gone.

All the religions are super funny to me.

It's funny to hear priests and nuns argue with each other.

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

Keep your heads up! We are sinking!

He started to wonder if maybe they had been raptured while he was in school. He always worried the Lord would show up when he wasn't around. Or when he was on the toilet, taking care of a number two.

Objection!" Metz shouts.Grounds?" the judge asks.Well...he's my witness!

I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.

I love Mormon boys!

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.