Quotes About Friendship
You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.
~ J. K. Rowling
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It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.
~ Aeschylus
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There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
~ Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar
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I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
~ Sarah Silverman
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To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
~ Charlie Chaplin
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Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
~ Steven Wright
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Relaxed Empiricism -- I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.
~ Bill Bailey
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Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.
~ Natasha Leggero
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them...
~ Evelyn Waugh
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I was an incredible Anglophile. I found people who shared the same sense of humor and attitude toward the world.
~ Terry Gilliam
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Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!" said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.
~ A.A. Milne
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A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.
~ Steven Wright
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So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'
~ Tim Vine
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You never realize a dog is a man's best friend until you start betting on horses.
~ Karel Capek
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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.
~ Mark Twain
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Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dragonswan
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But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.
~ A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
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Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?
~ Natasha Leggero
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I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.
~ Russell Howard
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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
~ Adam Sandler
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Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.
~ Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy
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You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
~ Jim Norton
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I believe my friends think I'm funny. All the books are full of humor. Maybe it is a quiet sort of humor that masquerades as not-much-at-all. It is certainly easy to miss.
~ Jesse Ball
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Katsa and Po were trying to drown each other and, judging from their hoots of laughter, enjoying it immensely.
~ Kristin Cashore, Bitterblue
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