Quotes About Friendship

My boyfriend is named Percocet, " I say. "We're very close. I even went to Europe with him last summer.

Here's to our enduring sisterhood. May it bind us together more tightly that the Lycra in my Spanx underpants.

I'd rather be a friendless loser than have a bunch of friends who secretly hated me. (spoken by Massie Block)

If someone breaks your best friend's heart, you should break their face

The thing about friends is, you never know when you might need them. It's always best to keep them imprisoned nearby.

Seeing him jogging at the park had cracked the window so I could peek into his soul. Seeing him with his friends threw the window wide

I've written for the waste basket so often that we've become friends. He writes too, but it's mostly garbage.

A friend is someone who will bike to the ice cream shop with you, even when you don't look so good.

Friends are nice. You can tell' 'em stuff, but you can swear like a gangster at an enemy. And that's all right, too.

Peter remained on friendly terms with Christ notwithstanding Christ's having healed his mother-in-law.

Because being assaulted with maxi pads is a great way to win friends and influence people.

Leo, " Jason said, "you're weird.""Yeah, you tell me that a lot." Leo grinned. "But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes...!

Fries Before Guys

Your boyfriend smells bad, says Sarah as she sniffs the armpit of the giant sweatshirt.All boys smell bad I say and she nods her head like we have just figured out something very important.

I had received a t-shirt from my best friend Veronica at my police academy graduation. It reads, 'Throw your donut in the opposite direction and the cops won't get you.' I love wearing that t-shirt.

Skul-man!' he exclaimed as he rushed forward to shake his hand. 'Last I heard you were trapped on a dead world overrun by evil trans-dimensional superfiends!' Skulduggery nodded. 'Just got back.

Seriously, I 've got to know if I need to protect you from people running with pencils." ~ Laney

i prefer to think of the good times. Like when you held my hair as I was vomiting into a bucket.

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

Come on, there's no one there. You want coffee?" Tess asked."Yeah, sure, why not? I'm only on the brink of a nervous breakdown. I don't imagine why caffeine wouldn't help this situation.

I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line

Proceed with caution when you befriend a writer, for if you fall out of their good graces they have the delightful capability of doing any number of dastardly things to you upon the written page.

Where's Simon?" Clary interrupted.Isabelle wobbled. "He's a rat, " she said darkly.Did he do something to you?" Alec was full of brotherly concern. "Did he touch you? If he tried anyt

Have some more tea, dear, " Hester said, reaching for the pot and refilling my cup. "I always find that helps.