Quotes About Provocation

I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together!

People get mad at me very easily. The magnitude of your anger toward me is the measure of how much you know you are doing wrong.

Women -- a mistake, or did He do it to us on purpose?

There never seems to be any trouble brewing around a bar until a woman puts that high heel over the brass rail. Don't ask me why, but somehow women at bars seem to create trouble among men.

EC3 began as a spoiled brat, and I felt it was important for the fans to be able to relate to the character - not as themselves but as someone they may have encountered in their lives and really just want to sock square in the face.

Sometimes we pee on each other before we go on stage.

I find when most people are offended, it's phony. It's an attention-seeking device. So I love to call them out on it from stage.

Some felt as if 'Charlie Hebdo' was obsessed with its 'Screw Allah' stance. It's a sort of provocation that caused a lot of debates.

So if you ask those people who say they're standing up to boo Roman Reigns because, 'We don't like him,' 'Okay, would you pay to see Roman Reigns get beat?' 'Oh, absolutely! I'd love to see him get beat.' He's doing his job because people pay to see him.

Whoever invented smooth jazz, man, I wanna kill 'em: You're turning an art form into a hooker.

I wrote 'The story of O' alone, for Dominique Aury, to interest him, to please him, to occupy him. I wasn't young, nor particularly pretty. I needed something which might interest a man like him.

A good part - and definitely the most fun part - of being a feminist is about frightening men.

Noise tri­umphs and reigns supreme over the sen­si­bil­ity of men.

Straight men need to be emasculated.... Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once.

To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.

Ladies ...any man that lusts after you will answer to God for his mental adultery...but you will answer to God if you provoked him by the manner in which you are dressed.

Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That's crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.

I suppose, yes, I've been guilty of provocation but it's also just common sense marketing - put a bottle of scent in a woman's cleavage, or between her thighs - and men will notice.

Anger, which, far sweeter than trickling drops of honey, rises in the bosom of a man like smoke.

Seriously, I don't care if feminists hunt me down and burn me at the stake, that man crooked his finger at me, I'd follow him into a bank and rob it at his side.

Wherever I find envy I take a pleasure in provoking it: I always praise before an envious man those who make him grow pale.

When a man carries an instrument of violence, he'll always find the justification to use it.

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.

The provocation with Holmes is the fact that he's described by Doyle as a man without a heart - all brain... and that's very difficult to play, or even indicate.