Quotes About Provocation

Come at me bro!

What happens to me when I'm provoked is that I get tongue-tied and my mind goes blank. Then I spend all night tossing and turning trying to figure out what I should have said

You did that on purpose. Did what on purpose? Wore the don't-touch suit and the sex goddess perfume at the same time just to drive me crazy. Listen to the suit, Quinn. Dream about the perfume.

Why stop now? Seduce me, Brian.I dare you. I've always found it hard to turn aside a dare.

She didn't care for the way he stared at her, either. Even when he wasn't looking at her it felt as if he were staring. And as if he'd read her thoughts, he shifted his eyes to hers again. His smile was slow, unmistakably insolent, and made her want to bare her teeth in a snarl.

You're asking for it, Julie Lynne." "When

the dogs growled and snapped. Snarling herself

He dropped the cases with a bang that made her jump. "You talk too bloody much." With that, he gave her a yank. Off guard, she plowed into him, and managed no more than a quick oof before he shoved her chin up. And took her mouth like a man starving for it.

She smiled sweetly and yanked open the door. "Kiss my ass, Skimmerhorn." "I've thought of it," he murmured. "I have thought of it.

caught him grinning at her. "Why do you purposely aggravate

outlining how certain fans of 'NSYNC like to imagine Justin Timber lake getting fisted by Lance Bass. Glenn Dixon surmised that much of the Contemporary Christian genre is driven by artists who literally want to fuck Jesus Christ.

If you're going to read this, don't bother.

Maybe it's just a daughter's job to piss off her mother.

Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.

A guy's calling to say he's failing algebra II. Just as a point of practice, I say, Kill yourself. A woman calls and says her kids won't behave. Without missing a beat, I tell her, Kill yourself. A man calls to say his car won't start. Kill yourself. A woman calls to ask what time the late movie starts. Kill yourself. She asks, Isn't this 555-1327? Is this the Moorehouse CinePlex? I say, Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself.

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

I irritate; therefore I am.

The most boring thing in the entire world, Brandy says, is nudity. The second most boring thing, she says, is honesty. ...The third most boring thing in the entire world is your sorry-assed past. So Brandy never asked me anything.

We love drama. We love conflict. We need a devil or we'll create one. None of that is bad. It's just the way human beings operate.

The most boring thing in the entire world, Brandy says, is nudity. The second most boring thing, she says, is honesty.

The sixth rule of Fight Club: No shirt, no shoes.

And sometimes being mutilated can work to your advantage. All those people now with piercings and tattoos and brandings and scarification... What I mean is, attention is attention.