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Quotes About Provocation

Me, personally, I tell dude 137 how I'm adding an embossed slogan to my dildos. Cast in high-relief going around the base, it's going to say, The Dick That Killed Cassie Wright... On the thickest part, so if you twist it the letters of the writing stimulate the clit.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
To hell with housework, our top priority has always been between our legs.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Fare schifo è il nuovo essere splendidi
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Give me pity. Flash. Give me empathy. Flash.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
I refuse to give readers an uplifting faux experience engineered to comfort them and perpetuate the sociopolitical and economic status quo. Who died and made you Bertolt Brecht?
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Qué es peor, el infierno o la nada? Quema los museos, límpiate el culo con la Mona Lisa, para que al menos Dios aprenda tu nombre.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
No me habían follado así desde la escuela primaria.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Telling the truth wasn't sufficient power. As consolation the remaining journalists convinced themselves that no absolute truths existed. This new untruth they propagated as the new truth. The entertainment value, the ability to titillate or provoke, came to be the litmus test of any new truth.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
She says that the problem with passive people is that they force you to take action. After that, they hate you for it.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
You young people, you who think you invented fun and drugs, fuck you
~ Chuck Palahniuk
My best work is not behind me! He yells, You know, nobody does a better split-reed standing anal with an on-demand hands-free pop-shot release.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
The entertainment value, the ability to titillate or provoke, came to be the litmus test of any new truth.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Louvre müzesini yakmak istiyordum. Antik Yunan heykellerini çekiçle k?rmak, k?ç?m? Mona Lisa'ya silmek istiyordum. Art?k bu benim dünyam. Bu benim dünyam, benim dünyam ve o antik insanlar?n hepsi öldü.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
So, Marla, how do you like them apples?
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Wie friedlich ist eine Welt, wo jeder Anstoß erregt und niemand Anstoß nimmt.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
The door to my boss's office is always closed now, and we haven't traded more than two words any day since he found the fight club rules in the copy machine and I maybe implied I might gut him with a shotgun blast. Just me clowning around, again.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
I could just call you Asshole or Shithead. Because you're kinda both, you ask me.
~ Chuck Wendig
Conflict is the food that feeds the reader. It's a spicy hell-broth that nourishes.
~ Chuck Wendig
He will literally kick my butt so hard I'll be tasting my own asshole for weeks.
~ Chuck Wendig
You don't know what you're doing," Mitchell says. "Poking a stick into a den of snakes." "Poke-poke, motherfuckers." Atlanta pulls the trigger.
~ Chuck Wendig
For real?' Cassie's eyes glittered, and it occurred to me that all along she'd expected me to stop us. She'd goaded and teased me, made out like I was a wimp; but she also relied on me to keep us safe.
~ Claire Messud
slowly lowered herself to the mat. She placed her hands, palms up, on her thighs and spread her knees. Arching her back, she gave them all a lovely view of her cunt, all the while keeping her eyes properly downcast.
~ Claire Thompson
You really are an incorrigible little slut girl, aren't you?
~ Claire Thompson
since you're asking me shit that's none of your business—what happened to your eye? Your eye is all fucked up. You look like shit." "I got punched in the face," Carney said. "Oh, that happens to me all the time
~ Colson Whitehead