Quotes About Provocation

Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move.

I pray you indulge me for a space, for I am going to set out on a speech which may have some duration, but whose theme may be gleaned from its opening phrase: how dare you.

Ese material se te ocurre cuando estás borracho? Preguntó un primo de Faulkner.

He knows the cruel truth that the baiter is never blamed when victims lose their cool.

I was a smart-ass, born and raised. This had been my curse and would continue to be so.

Motherfucker, you try that again and I'll come in there with a fucking coat hanger and give you something to fucking kick about

Right, I breast feed baby camels in my backyard just for the freaking fun of it. Just tell me where you live, Pinocchio, and save the baloney for lunch.

Don't tell me I don't know how to hate,' I wanted to say. Then I stopped and asked myself, 'Do you really want that to be your message? Think you can out-hate me, asshole? I was fucking hating people before you were even born!

Motherfucker, you haven't got the fucking balls God gave a goddamned church mouse. You crawled out of your mama's tattered old pussy, grabbed hold of her milk stained titties, and you ain't never looked back, motherfucker.

The nice thing about crowds is that someone can throw a bottle and you don't take it personally.

The part of my plan that made old people uncomfortable, that exposed them for the bigots they were—and on a Sunday!—still appealed to me.

Be ye mad, woman?

I said to him, I said, 'And another thing, dick stain, after this baby is born, I'm gonna take one look at its shit-covered face and if it looks anything like you, I'll have the doctor saw its fucking head off and use it for bait. I swear to God I will

Something in the early summer of 2019 had us all thinking about enormous gaping assholes.

If Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Molotov Cocktail

The multitude of the curious and the offended descends upon him.

I have been racially abused by fans and players, but sometimes it's just a way to get under your skin.

If someone says I can't do something, I always think I'm going to totally do this to annoy you.

Why do I want to annoy people? Because annoying people is funny.

I admired anyone who could unsettle people.

I am not an artist.

I went out, leaving traces of my muddy boots on the carpet which covered the paved staircase. I like to leave mud on a rich man's carpet; it is not petty spite; I like to make them feel a touch of the claws of Necessity.

Fuck you Jimmy

Surely, only a lunatic would walk off a cliff, drink cyanide, fire a loaded gun at his head, or walk into a Texas country & western bar with a T-shirt reading "Willie Nelson Sucks