Quotes About Provocation

She moved as lightly as a mote of dust gamboling in a sunbeam passing through the stained glass window of a French Gothic cathedral. Her breasts stood up proudly like twin tin soldiers. Looking at her made him feel an uncontrollable urge to vomit forth his innermost feelings, straight at her.

If you don't like my queer ways you can kiss my fucking ass

Kiss my ass, ya shiksa!

he suddenly swerved in the other lane and there was the screeching of brakes and screams and curses and he gave them all the finger out the window and continued to weave his way through the traffic, giving his perpetual finger to the horn blowers as he pounded his own, and yelling to them, What else ya get fa Christmas besides a new horn

Screw you in the ass with an anglepoise lamp

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.

Art has done many things in human history, but in the last century especially, it has primarily tried to bother and provoke us. To force us to see things differently. Art changes. Its very purpose, we might say, is to change, and to change us along with it.

If you believe that I'm a cop killer, you believe David Bowie is an astronaut.

If you want to strengthen an enemy and make him exult - hate him.

Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

don't hesitate get laid that's wisdom sitting around chanting what crap

and may your stalk turn into a chicken and eat your testicles a peck at a time!

He felt a stab of satisfaction at the way her cheeks colored and her eyes darkened with trepidation. Her emotions showed readily on her face. She had translucent skin that colored easily, and it would be tempting to spend his time provoking a reaction out of her. She was a match for him in more ways than one.

Gorman sensed it was looking for him but could not find him. After several minutes of quartering the area, the object flew toward the ridge and Gorman climbed out from his hiding place and began shouting and taunting the object. Gorman said it blinked several times on and off and then flew away.

Oh if only instead of being a hell, the universe had been an immense anus!

O, if only, instead of being a hell, the universe had been an immense celestial anus!

You won't calm the tiger if you feed him with your own flesh

When she first realized he was there watching her, she couldn't believe it was happening. There she was, bare as an egg, and his intense gaze made her lose the will to move. His stare had lingered at her breasts. She'd had to bite the inside of her cheeks to keep from covering her nipples with her hands to still the ache. And when his gaze traveled down her body, little flames seemed to lick her skin. When he smiled at her private parts, she caught fire completely.

I am not here to make you feel better, I am just here to make you feel worse

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.

Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it.

Perhaps you should bite me", Bobby Pendragon.