Quotes About Provocation

her look dared me to make some kind of chivalrous commentary. I didn't, and she didn't break my nose, by way of fair exchange.

Fuego! shouted someone on the walls - and for a second I was hit with a little sting of insult. Someone was shouting fuego and it wasn't me.

Subtle and quick to anger?" "Not so subtle.

What does a woman need to do, Harry? Rip her clothes off, throw herself on top of you, and shimmy while screaming Do me, baby!? - Thomas Raith

You can be such an asshole, Dresden, I swear.

If I'd realized how rabid he was to catch me slipping, I wouldn't have added more fuel to his fire by hitting him in the mouth. Okay. I probably still would have hit him in the mouth. But I wouldn't have done it quite so hard.

Cujo growled at me in the rearview mirror again, and I beamed at him. Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.

I would beat you to crap if you didn't already look like it

if I wasn't a decent woman I'd heist a leg and pee in your ear until it washed out that stinking pile of crap you call brains.

Screw you! I'm not going to tell you what I was going to say because I'm a decent woman. But if I wasn't, you know what I'd say? You know what I'd do to you, you rotten son-of-a-bitch? I'd heist a leg and pee in your ear until it washed out that stinking pile of crap you call brains!

That's what she keeps you around for, to diddle her fiddle. Because you're low-hung and she's high-strung!

I think you should take that trident of yours and stick it up your nose, fishboy!

Sam shot off his perch and pecked furiously at the culprit's face and hands.

It's fun to mess with feelings.

A trifling a.. bi... make the big dog growl, a bad a.. bi... make the big dog proud.

I'm a real bad bi.... Your man wanna see me and bi... you wanna be me.

Good girls are made of sugar and spice, but I'm a bad bi... made of whipped cream and ice.

Yeah I'm a bad person somedays I don't feel bad about it. I do more good than bad anyway when I wanna cut loose and offend some people.

I love it when someone insults me. It means I don't have to play nice anymore.

I wasn't mad until you accused me of being mad... now I'm just pisssssssed.

I feel like I should really kill someone so that it'll be worthwhile to say that I am being mean ...

You're just being mean cause you know I'm taller than you!

If you feel as if you understand me, fu.. you. I like being misunderstood.

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question!