Quotes About Provocation

Piece of advice: Don't fu.. with me while I'm hungry.

They can gas me, but I am famous. I have achieved in one day what it took Robert Kennedy all his life to do.

I wouldn't yell 'fire' at that slimeball if his ass was in flames.

Don't you see that Americans need the anti-American? While it is better to be loved than hated, it is also better to be hated than ignored.

When life gives you lemons, you put the lemons down and go burn down a building." —Unidentified Pyromaniac

Ça aime les auteurs déjantés, les artistes maudits et les putes dégénérées... Ça apprécie la décadence classée par ordre alphabétique.

Next time you want to get back at another man, stab him in the heart. Don't piss in his rice.

I was the first comic in world history, so they told me, to pick fights with children.

What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?

the person's hot button has been pushed.

What directors, authors, comic artists, and even game designers want is to hit the audience with a cultural roundhouse. There's no way to do that effectively without pushing political buttons to overstimulate the most delicate nerve endings of personal belief, ideology, patriotism, gender roles, and unexamined hatreds.

I am going to kill your father," Gaston said. "May I hold him down?" "Will it be necessary?" he asked. "Non, but I feel I will garner great satisfaction in being a participant.

I spit upon the dancers painted by Degas. I spit upon their short bodies, their stiff stays, their toes whereupon they spin like peg-tops, above all upon that chambermaid face. They might have looked timeless, Remeses the Great, but not the chambermaid, that old maid history. I spit! I spit! I spit!

He offers you a chance to surrender. (Female Gallu) I told him to quit sucking the blood of idiots. It's now infected his own intellect. (Stryker)

Silence is the best response to a fool.

Stop shallow water from running, it will rage; tread on a worm and it will turn.

O, the blood more stirs To rouse a lion than to start a hare!

He who allows himself to be insulted deserves to be so; and insolence, if unpunished, increases! [Lat., Qui se laisse outrager, merite qu'on l'outrage Et l'audace impunie enfle trop un courage.]

No one provokes me with impunity (nemo me impune lacessit)

Fighting Dad's not a fight. Fighting dad is, "Hi, you've just instigated your own mugging! Come on down!"

I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice.

If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.

What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?

Their naive fucking impertinence about carnal lusting! Seducer of the young. Socrates, Strindberg, and me.