Quotes About Reality

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?

Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.

Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead.

The Prince of Hell shrugged. 'Shit Happens

Now you be careful in the real world" said Armpit " Not everyone is as nice as us.

It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun.""Don't y

I m not funny, really m not !!! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny...but seriously m not!!!

Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.

Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.

I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth.

There's no way that you're real, " she murmured to his crotch.

I don't think I'm crazy, but then again, define crazy.

Jim Butcher, Ghost Story

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?

If life is unfair with everyone, doesn't that make life fair

The main proof that you actually do not exist is that nobody ever criticizes you.

This was one of those non-glamorous parts about college that people never tell you about - worrying that the dilapidated apartment hosting a party would fall apart with you in it.

People often think that you have a sense of humor because you think that life is funny. Life isn't funny at all. It's appalling and tragic.

One thing about D.C. that's funny to me is that you end up running into famous political figures who you've seen on television who you think are not real until you see them.

'The Amazing Race' has always been the gold standard of reality television to me. It's smart, it's funny, and it's entertaining as hell.

The past is no more; the future not yet. Nothing exists except the here and now. Our grand business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at our hands.

There is not past, no future; everything flows in an eternal present.

We live not, in reality, on the summit of a solid earth but at the bottom of an ocean of air