Quotes About Truth

Humility is one of the most repulsive virtues, nearly always false.

Dali Lama said, 'when you open the heart of the person with humor, you can tell him the most truth. But if you tell him truth without humor, the heart closes.'

Humor is, by its nature, more truthful than factual.

Romantic literature is in effect imaginative lying.

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.

It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake.

We have truth in order not to die of art.

It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.

over 85% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I'm a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.

I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine

Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

Time for the likeliest story since Mary told Joseph it was God's.

I think I do find humor in disorder, and reality is disorder.

Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.

Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie.

Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.

All of our lives are governed by a certain degree of faith in bullshit.

He said that he was sure you would be amendable to this course of action." April paused, eyes widening, before she said indignantly, "I believe he may have lied to me!

Many true words are spoken in jest.

I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.

Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.

I want to make sure I remember what real ugly is. I might want to tell my grandchildren someday.