Quotes About Health

If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

They're not hot flashes — they're power surges.

Maybe eating tacos isn't cheating on my diet. Maybe me dieting is cheating on tacos.

I'm all about fitness. Fitness taco in my mouth.

Money is a headache, and money is the cure.

If I stitch fast enough, does it count as aerobic exercise?

Nurses can take the pressure.

If love can't cure it, nurses can.

Nursing is not for everyone. It takes a very strong, intelligent, and compassionate person to take on the ills of the world with passion and purpose and work to maintain the health and well-being of the planet. No wonder we're exhausted at the end of the day!

Practice safe eating — always use condiments.

You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you're apt to be a hermit.

A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.

Optimism... Fatty degeneration of intelligence.

I'll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me I must give up ham and spinach, and obedient I'll be. To relieve my indigestion in December they can try, But there's none of them can stop me when it's time for cherry pie.

The better a pie tastes, the worse it is for you.

Personal protective equipment is self-defense.

My heart says chocolate and wine, but my jeans say "For the love of all that is good, eat a salad!"

Don't fall prey to the illusion that duty is only to others — you have just as much a duty to care for yourself.

Be useful each day and take control of your own health. Laziness and apathy can settle into your spirit if you aren't paying attention.

O sweet September! thy first breezes bring The dry leaf's rustle and the squirrel's laughter, The cool, fresh air, whence health and vigor spring, And promise of exceeding joy hereafter.

Flies spread disease — keep yours zipped.

Against diseases here the strongest fence Is the defensive vertue, abstinence.

Wouldn't it be great if retail therapy was covered by health insurance.