Quotes About Health

I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.

To say that obesity is caused by merely consuming too many calories is like saying that the only cause of the American Revolution was the Boston Tea Party.

Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.

Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.

Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Excessive animal protein is at the core of many chronic diseases.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.

You're young if you're healthy and rich if you have no debts.

The great majority of us are required to live a life of constant duplicity. Your health is bound to be affected if, day after day, you say the opposite of what you feel, if you grovel before what you dislike, and rejoice at what brings you nothing but misfortune.

Take care of yourself, you only get one life, and you want to live as long as possible.

Negativity is a very nasty and contagious disease. Remove yourself from all negative people, situations, and things. Choosing to be positive will help you maintain a better attitude, better health, and mind set. To God be the Glory.

Somebody, somewhere right now is struggling to live for just one more day and you're here strong and healthy, yet thinking yourself down?

Health is not simply the absence of illness. Real health is the will to overcome every form of adversity and use even the worst of circumstances as a springboard for new growth and development. Simply put, the essence of health is the constant renewal and rejuvenation of life.

Health, learning and virtue will ensure your happiness; they will give you a quiet conscience, private esteem and public honor.

As long as you are breathing there is more right with you than wrong with you, no matter what is wrong.

Man sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. Then he is so anxious about the future that he doesn't enjoy the present: the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.